I weighed my stool today, it weighs about 2.8 pounds, or approximately 7.5 bananas..

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Twanquility@feddit.dk · 16 pts · 95d

Nice stool sample. Proper shitpost. 👍

hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 95d (2 replies)

Good god, man! What did you eat!?!

over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Shredded tires, steel wool, and Gorilla Glue, like any normal person..

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 94d

Crankin' that non-soluble fibre like its a hog!

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 95d (5 replies)

That's a large stool

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d (4 replies)

Thank you, I'm proud of it 💩

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 95d (3 replies)

Flip it upside down, on the seat. It might weigh more.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d (2 replies)

LOL!

All jokes aside, by itself it didn't weigh enough for the scale to even wake up or detect it. I had to weigh myself, then weigh myself holding the stool, then subtract the weight difference to get the final result.

Would you like that weight in bananas? Approximately 7.5 bananas.

https://bananaforscale.info/convert/weight/2.8-pounds-to-bananas

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 95d

A shitpost about a throne. Supremely appropriate.

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 94d

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 95d

How many Courics?

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

post stool stool post

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 94d

How much is that in moons? 🌝