We knew each other 2 704 452 110 years ago. We were nextdoor neighbours on the bacterial mat, filter feeding using some obscure chemical metabolisms. We both lasted around maybe 2 hours?
I was the trees. When you ate me, that was the sexiest part. Then I was inside you, that was sexy too. I also liked when you inhaled all my tree jizz, and sneezed it back out onto the delicate, sticky, receptive top part of my pistil.
12 Comments
MonkeBizNES@lemmy.cafe · 26 pts · 66d
Why is this strangely poetic
BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 66d
Because we used to write poetry about this in petroglyphs on cave walls together but you forgot
Maeve@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 66d
Om krim Kalima
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 66d
Hell, I forgot if I changed my britches this morning!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 66d
We used to do that together too!
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 66d
Well I’ve obviously forgotten about that. I should at least remember changing my underoos around you!
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 66d
We knew each other 2 704 452 110 years ago. We were nextdoor neighbours on the bacterial mat, filter feeding using some obscure chemical metabolisms. We both lasted around maybe 2 hours?
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 66d
I was the trees. When you ate me, that was the sexiest part. Then I was inside you, that was sexy too. I also liked when you inhaled all my tree jizz, and sneezed it back out onto the delicate, sticky, receptive top part of my pistil.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 66d
Some of us don't want to remember
Siethron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 66d
I was a triceratops. I didn't eat trees, you must have me confused.
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 1 pts · 66d
(I do remember you. Thats why I ignore you)
jankforlife@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 66d
Sorry, I found other friends