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Anon passes gas for the first time in their life, gets scared
::: spoiler expand for full thread. Don't feel obliged to read it all. Joke is a bit repetetive.
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7 Comments
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 66d
If these people knew anything about parascience they'd see that CLEARLY anon was possessed by a ghost who died of constipation, and who used anon's body as a conduit to release the ecto-shit weighing them down to this plane. Ecto-shit, being ghostly, is of course invisible to the naked human eye.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 66d
That sounds like the worst violation that could ever happen to someone. So glad I'm not the hacker known as Anon right now
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 66d
Scared himself shitless.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 66d
The last pic kind of ruins it.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 66d
You know what, i agree. I edited it to add a spoiler and "read at your own risk" for everything after the first panel of replies
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 66d
Ya'll didn't know? The way you get to hell is by being squeezed out an anus with ten thousand other souls. Thats why theres that line about crawling on your belly.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 66d
Ah, so the wealthy man/needle/camel metaphor was literal. The heaven sphincter is just really tight