They are suggesting ADHD people to be recruited to peel the remaining blue paint off the reflecting pool in DC. ADHD people tend to hyper focus on certain tasks and some tasks that are straight forward and monotonous tend to be soothing.
I would gladly go and do this free of charge to feel that sweet sweet satisfaction of peeling paint, and also destroying something Trump did.
At an impromptu press conference, Vice President Jadey Vance announced there is, in fact, no staticky hum coming from the Reflecting Pool. In fact, because citizens are not even supposed to be aware of the Pool's existence, "they could not possibly be receiving a menacing and unearthly voice instructing listeners to bring couches, gold, and nubile preteen girls to the Reflecting Pool."
21 Comments
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 45 pts · 54d
It either stays completely covered or completely peeled. Them's the rules.
tofu@lemmy.nocturnal.garden · 23 pts · 54d
I have no idea what any of this means
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 52 pts · 54d
They are suggesting ADHD people to be recruited to peel the remaining blue paint off the reflecting pool in DC. ADHD people tend to hyper focus on certain tasks and some tasks that are straight forward and monotonous tend to be soothing.
I would gladly go and do this free of charge to feel that sweet sweet satisfaction of peeling paint, and also destroying something Trump did.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 54d
And the bottom meme is a play on Star Wars where all the Jedi were being killed… except it’s RFK Jr trying to put all ADHDers in camps.
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net · 27 pts · 54d
They should call it "concentration camps"
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 54d
Ooof
I'll allow it.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 54d
It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on medication that I have to remember to take every day.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 54d
Recently had a solid sun burn.
Had an enjoyable time peeling the skin of.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 53d
Rude! Should have invited me to help.
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 54d
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 54d
Thats pretty wild to me. My wife wont let me try to fix a leaky tap because im not qualified.
How does one unqualified-but-willing-to-give-it-a-go-i-mean-how-hard-can-it-really-be land a multimillion contract?
grue@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 54d
Suck up to corrupt oligarchs, apparently.
afaix@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 54d
They were also putting bleach into the pool trying to kill the algae, and maybe that helped the paint peel off
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 53d
They also tried peroxide 🤣
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 54d
Do not feed Reflecting Pool. Do not look Reflecting Pool in the eyes.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 54d
At an impromptu press conference, Vice President Jadey Vance announced there is, in fact, no staticky hum coming from the Reflecting Pool. In fact, because citizens are not even supposed to be aware of the Pool's existence, "they could not possibly be receiving a menacing and unearthly voice instructing listeners to bring couches, gold, and nubile preteen girls to the Reflecting Pool."
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 54d
betahack@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 54d
alanjaow@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 54d
Shave me from myshelf.
Shave me for myshelf? Hmm...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 54d
if you could shave yourself, you'd shave us all.
Is that what you called me for?
Is that why you're knocking on my door?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 53d
I can not shave you! I can't even shave myself! So just shave yourself!
TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 54d
Don't listen to this post. He just wants all the peels to himself
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · -2 pts · 54d
ha ha yeah american politics!