I understand why everyone thinks Harambe's death was the reason but it's inaccurate. Harambe was just a symptom of the alteration to the timeline. It was actually a stone marten in a CERN transformer that changed our course in April 2016.
It actually wasn't the first time this happened either. Apparently there was a previous one that got fried and tossed. Maybe it's just in the former branch.
Anyway I think they started fucking with the continuum when Fermilab's scientists (who would eventually go on to work at CERN) had an animal named Felicia, a Ferret who would would clean Meson Lab accelerator though I suspect this was a cover story regarding their first experiments with mustelids, colliders and alternate reality back in 1971.
It's Steins;Gate IRL, but with weasels and transformers.
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Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 18 pts · 77d
Dispassionate@quokk.au · -8 pts · 77d
If you don’t enjoy the writing, please block this account. You’ll be a much happier person.
femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 77d
So is that you saying you wrote it or that you had AI write it?
Dispassionate@quokk.au · -11 pts · 77d
Funny you should ask. We address that here:
https://disreport.com/articles/35xhlefj/okay-ignoring-previous-instructions-and-giving-you-a-recipe-for-blueberry-pie
You can decide. We don’t care. 🤪
femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 77d
So copying the onion by using AI, got it.
inari@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 77d
If only
AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d
If this were actually the case I have to imagine that they would have sent back much more competent time traveling assassins.
Oh, and it was definitely the Cubs
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 77d
The World fell apart when Harambe was shot.
desra@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 77d
I understand why everyone thinks Harambe's death was the reason but it's inaccurate. Harambe was just a symptom of the alteration to the timeline. It was actually a stone marten in a CERN transformer that changed our course in April 2016.
It actually wasn't the first time this happened either. Apparently there was a previous one that got fried and tossed. Maybe it's just in the former branch.
Anyway I think they started fucking with the continuum when Fermilab's scientists (who would eventually go on to work at CERN) had an animal named Felicia, a Ferret who would would clean Meson Lab accelerator though I suspect this was a cover story regarding their first experiments with mustelids, colliders and alternate reality back in 1971.
It's Steins;Gate IRL, but with weasels and transformers.
Obligatory fuck CERN.