I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess?

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ceenote@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 62d

"Business is like cheating at chess" is a better analogy, anyway.

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 30 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Sludgeyy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 61d

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate" - Zap Brannigan

OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 62d (5 replies)

What is the analog, to the en passant, move in the business world?

Triumph@fedia.io · 29 pts · 62d (1 reply)

When a wage slave assassinates a CEO.

Pyro@programming.dev · 10 pts · 62d

That's why it's forced

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 62d

Holy hell!

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 61d

This one fantastic occurence of when anti-competitive laws slap a passing business in it's face.

ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 61d

Break the rules because it's more convenient.

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 62d (2 replies)

There's uh...a horsie! And maybe a queen. That's all my knowledge!

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Also how do I ride my horsie?

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 61d

Strangely, but never linear. Hope that clears it up!

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 61d

Where any man on the frontline can become a queen.

inkblade@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 61d

I just make moves till I lose, draw, or win.

minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 61d

So cheat a lot? Sounds exactly like the strategy they use.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 61d

He could have just said "think(s)" in place of "make(s)" and it would have kind of made sense.