How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

Trump says he changed it and they all clap and cheer in the dark.

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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 85d (2 replies)

They won't just cheer, they'll insist that you cheer with them and recognize it's the brightest bulb in the brightest room anyone has seen, probably ever. If you don't agree, deported for being a satanic homosexual antifa terrorist.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 85d

Anyone who thinks it's still dark just has Trump Derangement Syndrome.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d

They will also change the definition of "brightest bulb" so no one can say it isn't bright. They will award the president the "Brightest Bulb" medal of recognition and compliment him on his big shiny medal.

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 85d

Genuine laughter. "We've definitely obliterated them" was the funniest BS I ever heard him say.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 84d

none, because they will break it and then blame the next guy that comes and replace it.

db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 84d

Before or after they molest the low hour (underage) new bulb

lobut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 84d

One.

He'll hire one of his crooked cronies to paint the wall a different colour for a shit load of tax payer dollars and tell you that fixes the light and then blame the Dems for not changing it when it was working.