They won't just cheer, they'll insist that you cheer with them and recognize it's the brightest bulb in the brightest room anyone has seen, probably ever. If you don't agree, deported for being a satanic homosexual antifa terrorist.
They will also change the definition of "brightest bulb" so no one can say it isn't bright. They will award the president the "Brightest Bulb" medal of recognition and compliment him on his big shiny medal.
He'll hire one of his crooked cronies to paint the wall a different colour for a shit load of tax payer dollars and tell you that fixes the light and then blame the Dems for not changing it when it was working.
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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 85d
They won't just cheer, they'll insist that you cheer with them and recognize it's the brightest bulb in the brightest room anyone has seen, probably ever. If you don't agree, deported for being a satanic homosexual antifa terrorist.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 85d
Anyone who thinks it's still dark just has Trump Derangement Syndrome.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d
They will also change the definition of "brightest bulb" so no one can say it isn't bright. They will award the president the "Brightest Bulb" medal of recognition and compliment him on his big shiny medal.
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 85d
Genuine laughter. "We've definitely obliterated them" was the funniest BS I ever heard him say.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 84d
none, because they will break it and then blame the next guy that comes and replace it.
db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 84d
Before or after they molest the low hour (underage) new bulb
lobut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 84d
One.
He'll hire one of his crooked cronies to paint the wall a different colour for a shit load of tax payer dollars and tell you that fixes the light and then blame the Dems for not changing it when it was working.