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c/shittylifeprotips · by ddssazsa@piefed.social · 67d

SLPT: pretend it's hot coffee

355 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world

11 Comments

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 67d (1 reply)

Way ahead of you. I always put in hot mulled wine.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 66d

This is the way

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 20 pts · 67d (2 replies)

Nothing like a big purple smile at the end of a two hour meeting though.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 66d

White wine in a dark mug

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 67d

It’s ube. I’m trendy.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 67d (2 replies)

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 67d

TODAY'S TIP:
BLOWING WILL HELP CONVINCE YOUR MEETING THAT YOU IS HOT

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 66d

Ask yourself:

  • Could this meeting have been a liquid lunch?
  • Could this phone call have been a liquid lunch?
  • Could this email have been a liquid lunch?
  • Could this instant message have been a liquid lunch?
  • Could this thing left unsaid have been a liquid lunch?
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 67d

Also nobody will notice that yer drunk if ya don't have any pants on.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d

This also works for whiskey.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 0 pts · 67d

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck on mug, cannot blow either