Baby weighs 40 lbs!

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Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 94 pts · 51d (7 replies)

pregnancy app

the dumb fucks just gave us all their personal information

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 49 pts · 51d (4 replies)

I have an app I used to record an image of my morning shit every day.

I call it instagram.

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 51d (3 replies)

I was thinking of setting up a ring doorbell in my toilet this morning

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 11 pts · 51d (2 replies)

I'd subscribe.

snooggums@piefed.world · 7 pts · 51d (1 reply)

We could set up a neighborhood watch!

zedgeist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d

"Lookin' firm today, snoogy!"

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 51d

Apparently not all their personal information in this case

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 51d

Yeah that's why I just record stuff on my offline calendar, can't steal it if they don't get access to it at all

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 51d (3 replies)

Missed opportunity that the app doesn't advance past the third trimester. "Congratulations on entering your 10th trimester!"

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 50d (1 reply)

New High Score! Enter your initials: __ __ __

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 50d

"Don't you dare enter 'MOM' until you've popped that thing out."

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d

Honestly that’s just bad programming

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 50d

SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 51d (6 replies)

pregnancy apps

Why would you have more than one?

StillAlive@piefed.world · 13 pts · 51d

Twins

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Why do you need one?

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Zoomers can't do anything without an app, even getting pregnant.

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 50d

Let's not generalize entire generations. That's the sort of shit millennials do.

s@piefed.world · 1 pts · 50d

Multiple baby mamas

ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 50d

I’m guessing they were trying a few different ones to see which ones they actually wanted to use.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 51d

We used something like this when my wife was pregnant. There was a video every week, and the lady said things like "by this time your baby should be xyz".

After she gave birth, I joked that there were additional videos that were just after shooting the official ones, with her just smoking and saying "the fuck? You still haven't given birth???"

ceenote@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 51d

Tenth trimester

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d

Poor momma that baby gonna be an absolute unit!

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Reminds me of a comic strip...

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 50d (1 reply)

One Piece?

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 49d

More like Sorry for the ifunny link