We used something like this when my wife was pregnant. There was a video every week, and the lady said things like "by this time your baby should be xyz".
After she gave birth, I joked that there were additional videos that were just after shooting the official ones, with her just smoking and saying "the fuck? You still haven't given birth???"
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Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 94 pts · 51d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 49 pts · 51d
I have an app I used to record an image of my morning shit every day.
I call it instagram.
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 51d
I was thinking of setting up a ring doorbell in my toilet this morning
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 11 pts · 51d
I'd subscribe.
snooggums@piefed.world · 7 pts · 51d
We could set up a neighborhood watch!
zedgeist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d
"Lookin' firm today, snoogy!"
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 51d
Apparently not all their personal information in this case
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 51d
Yeah that's why I just record stuff on my offline calendar, can't steal it if they don't get access to it at all
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 51d
Missed opportunity that the app doesn't advance past the third trimester. "Congratulations on entering your 10th trimester!"
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 50d
New High Score! Enter your initials: __ __ __
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 50d
"Don't you dare enter 'MOM' until you've popped that thing out."
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d
Honestly that’s just bad programming
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 50d
SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 51d
Why would you have more than one?
StillAlive@piefed.world · 13 pts · 51d
Twins
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 50d
Why do you need one?
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 50d
Zoomers can't do anything without an app, even getting pregnant.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 50d
Let's not generalize entire generations. That's the sort of shit millennials do.
s@piefed.world · 1 pts · 50d
Multiple baby mamas
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 50d
I’m guessing they were trying a few different ones to see which ones they actually wanted to use.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 51d
We used something like this when my wife was pregnant. There was a video every week, and the lady said things like "by this time your baby should be xyz".
After she gave birth, I joked that there were additional videos that were just after shooting the official ones, with her just smoking and saying "the fuck? You still haven't given birth???"
ceenote@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 51d
Tenth trimester
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d
Poor momma that baby gonna be an absolute unit!
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 50d
Reminds me of a comic strip...
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 50d
One Piece?
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 49d
More like Sorry for the ifunny link