c/memes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2y

File size compression

511 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world

14 Comments

Dirk@lemmy.ml · 73 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Got the joke, but technically it's more like grandma.jpg with extreme compression, because ZIP is lossless and you could restore the grandma but with JPG the grandma is lost forever.

noodles@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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Dirk@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

Is this loss(y)?

UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Grandma.jar, because now she can be used in your next few cups of Java.

Used to be Grandma.iso before she got burnt.

EditsHisComments@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I will be .zip and I'll die on this hill

Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yes, og gran is lost forever, but this version of her speaks less, keeps quiet when you're talking and it's far less racist.

VulKendov@reddthat.com · 24 pts · 2y

Grandma.rip

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What a shitty compression algorithm. You can't get your original data back. It's not even just lossy since you lose everything you compress.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Here I can write a compression algorithm that's even better than this one:

fun compress(yourSht: String) = "69"

electrorocket@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

Nah, just add water.

thorbot@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

By this logic I can lay out the ashes and reconstruct grandma! BRB gonna go rebuild nanna

darcy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

more like an irreversible hashed version grandma.sha

Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

You have to split people into several library files if you want to be able to decompress them

Make grandma.r00 grandma.r01 grandma.r02 ...

Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

We're mostly water, so most of her is now literally in the sky.

SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Now unzip her...zombie grandma