c/lemmyshitpost · by e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de · 58d

A patriotic cocktail for real Americans

Source: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116817106180805754

605 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 38 pts · 58d (2 replies)

It would be hilarious if this became a standard drink in bars from now on.

marcos@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 58d

"A Cuba-libre and a Trump-pool for us please!"

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d

Better buy stock in blue fruit rollups

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 58d (4 replies)

You're thinking of Coors light. Real men only drink the finest of piss waters. Busch light, if you're into closeted homosexuality and beating your wife.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Busch light, if you’re into closeted homosexuality and beating your wife.

Busch light is the go-to beer for mouth breathers who boycotted Bud Light when they acknowledged a trans person exists.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 58d

They had a right to be scared. What if one of them came into their bathroom and failed to see their manhood??

Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 11 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Come on man, go with the best: Natty Ice.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 58d

The cousin (sister maybe?) I have relations with usually brings that, so I'm set.

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 58d (2 replies)

Dam trump really can just do whatever he wants and all thats gonna happen is memes get made about him

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 57d

You are in the wrong place if you expect to see people here taking action.

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 56d

I mean they let him rape kids and pardon a bunch of terrorists so no I don’t think anyone is going to gut him over painting the pool blue

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Tastes like Amurica!

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 58d

What color is my hat?

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d

what am I made of money?

wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 58d

For a novelty drink, this actually sounds tasty.

Pat@feddit.nu · 0 pts · 55d

Ah yes, screenshotting and reposting a MASTODON POST instead of just reposting it on Lemmy... do you people even know what the Fediverse is?

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · -1 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Could help to explain for a kid. What happens when you dump hydrogen peroxide

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 57d

Don't give your kids access to large amounts of hydrogen peroxide.