If I had the verified funniest book ever written and I gave it to you, would you read it? Its your specific brand of humor. Its relevant to current events. It has funny pictures.

I have already read the hitchhikers guide books

"Sounds great, I'll add it to my list!"

How do you verify it?

Of course, definitely!

Now tell us the gotcha.

Would you read it daily?

I read no book daily. I read a book until it is finished or until I'm done with it. I may read some book multiple times, some even on an almost regular schedule (a few I will read reach year or so) but I see no reason to read the same book over and over again while there are so many more books waiting to be read.

funniest book ever written

Good luck beating some of those I've already read ;)

It has funny pictures.

I don't care much in a book.

Would you send it to all your friends urging them to read it?

Surest way for most of them to never read it. Instead, I would hint at that certain book I really enjoyed, sharing a few snippets or key notions.

Yeah, I'd probably get around to reading it at some point. As for whether I'd tell my friends about it... probably not since they ain't furries and wouldn't like probably a majority of the furry humor that would have to be in it.

Of course I would read it. It would have a special place next to my bed and everyday before sleeping, I had a good time.

Nice try David Foster Wallace