Conservation of mass be damned. The Janeway needs her living plaything to help her unwind. Run in with the Kazon? Airlock a Tuvix. Another round of macro viruses? Target practice with a Tuvix. The pastabilities are endless.
She could try using the Zapp Brannigan strategy against the borg! Who knows, maybe they’d get bored and leave.
Brannigan: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won."
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Madrigal@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 67d
Then there was the time she sided with the Borg and invaded fluidic space, unprovoked.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 67d
Would still genocide a nebula to bring her coffee.
Madrigal@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 67d
Understandable.
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 67d
Admiral 1: "That Tuvix thing was kinda fucked up."
Admiral 2: "But she wanted her morale officer back."
Admiral 1: "But... that was murd-"
Admiral 3: "I say we make her and admiral."
Admiral 1: "..."
Admiral 2: "Agreed."
Admiral 1: "Admirals, this is a seriou-"
Admiral 3: "Oh lighten up. It's not like she violated the Temporal Prime Directive."
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d
The first temporal violation is maybe a handful of log entries in with "Time and Again."
negativenull@piefed.world · 8 pts · 67d
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 67d
kieron115@startrek.website · 7 pts · 67d
She had the chance to kill an unlimited number of Tuvixes and she didn't take it, so how bad is she really?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d
Conservation of mass be damned. The Janeway needs her living plaything to help her unwind. Run in with the Kazon? Airlock a Tuvix. Another round of macro viruses? Target practice with a Tuvix. The pastabilities are endless.
kieron115@startrek.website · 6 pts · 67d
She could try using the Zapp Brannigan strategy against the borg! Who knows, maybe they’d get bored and leave.
Brannigan: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won."
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d
"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d
even in the delta quadrant, the Chief Engineer has to keep some secrets.
Don't worry, she pulled out another Paris clone.