Panel 1: "God created you just the way you are, and God doesn't make mistakes."
Panel 2: "Wait, so... God purposely, pointedly, intentionally made me to be the way I am..?"
"Yes!"
Panel 3: "Bastard."
God made you special! rule
Panel 1: "God created you just the way you are, and God doesn't make mistakes."
Panel 2: "Wait, so... God purposely, pointedly, intentionally made me to be the way I am..?"
"Yes!"
Panel 3: "Bastard."
6 Comments
conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y
god gave me gender dysphoria for the lolz
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
My biggest problem with the Christian god is that if he does exist, he's a dick. He's done terrible things in his own book, and yet people claim he's all good? The definition of morality? I would rather suffer an eternity in hell than live by such a shity self serving moral code.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
"They deserved it." – God, probably.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Not only that, he set up all the other people to hate you for the thing about yourself that you can't change!
What a great deity they are!
Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
The best reply to "God made you a man, be a man, he doesn't make mistakes" is "God made you nearsighted, take off those glasses, he doesn't make mistakes"
dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
God: bend it left, now bend it right.