Rory Blank | Bluesky
::: spoiler Transcript The Kool Aid man spills red out of his pitcher while proclaiming “as Enki, old GOD OF Sumer, the seed spilled from my loins formed the river that gave life to ancient Mesopotamia. Now, born anew, I give this gift again to usher in a new age of refreshment. Drink to your fill. Kool-Aid is my cum, if that wasn’t clear.” :::
14 Comments
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 73d
Please see a urologist. That’s much too red.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 73d
It's Mesopotamia, seeing a UR-ologist is implied.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 73d
Nice
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 73d
Also the fact that it emerges from the top of his head seems very concerning.
Frankly, despite his claims, all evidence seems to contradict the idea this is cum. It seems to be blood from a very serious head injury.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 72d
Also please see an endocrinologist, that's too much sugar.
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 73d
I’m assuming from the taste at least that he doesn’t smoke, so his lungs are in better shape than his kidneys.
PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 73d
Now I'm going to have to check what R34 have done to Kool-Aid Man...
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 73d
Thanks Snow Crash for explaining Enki to me.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 73d
Oh Noooo
D:
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 73d
OH YEAH
Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 72d
Time to share this cursed knowledge with my group chat, it's been a few weeks since they muted me lol
robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 72d
Dogdammit, now I want koolaid
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 72d
Let me guess: Michael Kirkbride wrote this, didn't he?