I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie.
I, too, try to avoid the water fountains on the common wetwall where the water in the pipes is cycled all the time thanks to the constant use of the bathrooms. I usually shoot for the fountain next to the old eyewash station they were forced to put in when the electronics lab used to be the chemical lab--there's never anyone using that one.
Missing the only thing that's stopping you is you not being able to think of a lie? Not the possible health concerns? Or Possible Pain can you even imagine pissing continuously for like 3 minutes straight and it's just a burning sensation in your tip? Or if it eroded away at the inner walls of ur wee wee?
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X@piefed.world · 33 pts · 37d
Relevant xkcd:
I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie.
historicaldocuments@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 37d
I, too, try to avoid the water fountains on the common wetwall where the water in the pipes is cycled all the time thanks to the constant use of the bathrooms. I usually shoot for the fountain next to the old eyewash station they were forced to put in when the electronics lab used to be the chemical lab--there's never anyone using that one.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 37d
"it's like watersports, but with myself. hello?"
Klear@piefed.world · 5 pts · 37d
Relevant
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 37d
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 37d
Just be careful not to over-hydrate!
Wicked@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Missing the only thing that's stopping you is you not being able to think of a lie? Not the possible health concerns? Or Possible Pain can you even imagine pissing continuously for like 3 minutes straight and it's just a burning sensation in your tip? Or if it eroded away at the inner walls of ur wee wee?
X@piefed.world · 1 pts · 34d
Sounds like a question for the comic’s author.
Have a great day!
Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip · 18 pts · 37d
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 8 pts · 38d
What, do you not enjoy pissing? Pissing is great. Why wouldn't you want to piss again?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 38d
God life's relentless
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 37d
"the vicious cycle" - dakooters
https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g