me_irl

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janus2@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 85d (3 replies)

time travel
inventing cures for diseases
teleportation
making custom shoes from scratch
learning Godot
building electric powered rollerblades

adding "in the bedroom" is not gonna save you from several autistic infodumps about my numerous fantasies, you fool!

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d (2 replies)

So let’s talk about what’s stopping you from learning Godot (anywhere)?

janus2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 85d (1 reply)

my 12 other neglected hobbies would be sad

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d

Wouldn’t they be neglected and sad regardless?

So what’s really stopping you?

You already know, don’t you?

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 11 pts · 85d (5 replies)

Having a very kinky threesome does fit the description well too. I did dodge out 2 decades ago because my female partner wasn't into swapping, but nowaday i would think different.

velma@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 85d (4 replies)

It's more awkward than fantasies would lead you to believe, but when you get the right combo of people involved, they can be very, very fun.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d (2 replies)

I have enough performance anxiety with 1 partner thank you

velma@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Group sex is not for everyone, that's true lol

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d

By definition, it is.

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 85d

Nowadays my focus lies on meeting as few people as possible. If someone wants someone like me as a third, i wouldn't complain, but i prefer being on my own without any strings attached.

e: i've never been shy in any form, so i guess my mentality itself might be a good fit. If there's anyone out there in Vienna looking for a 3rd, message me, i guess. I just need acceptance and being able to pleasure female parts.

E2: funnily enough, after thinking about it, i really mean it. I'd love to pleasure someone, and i'd love to get pleasured back. Didn't think this exchange would push me that far since i am pretty antisocial most of my life.

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d (3 replies)

having sex and not having to listen to someone cry about their childhood immediately afterwards.

i have never thought about my childhood after sex. i don't get it.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 85d (2 replies)

They were molested.

duckwingthegoose@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d

As a spouse of someone this happened to, this is exactly what

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 84d

so every woman i have slept with was molested? that's like 40+ women. the stat is 1 in 5 or so, so only about 10 of them statistically would have been.

I highly doubt that. More likely they just lack emotional control and blurt out whatever thoughts are in their head post-coitus, regardless of how inappropriate or weird they might be.

I too experience feelings after sex. I just don't project them all over the person I just had sex with, I have the decency to keep them to myself. I'm not going to tell a woman I just had sex with how much she reminds me of my ex, because I understand how weird and awful that is and I would not want it done to me, so I don't do it to them.

They don't seem to have this filter. And it feels gross and I hate it. But that makes me an asshole, because double-standards and sexism. If I did that to her, you can 100% guarantee she'd be offended and disgusted. How creepy and weird would it be for me to start talking about my mom or something after sex? And yet she's going on about her daddy and how he took care of her when she was 5. Shit's weird as fuck.

muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 85d (2 replies)

Ur mum

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d (1 reply)

She's single, have a try

muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 85d

Give us a contact I'll give u a sibling so ur not so alone in life

Rumo161@feddit.org · 0 pts · 85d

Being railed by a tall and funny person which gives me savety through their own vulnerability and kindness.