Picture this. The whole pedophile group enjoying a tour of their newly built ballroom bunker, and suddenly it caves in. they building their own grave, shh, let it happen!
"Looking at the ballroom with your dirty peasant eyeballs is tantamount to vandalizing it, which surely will be the sole cause of its imminent decay, and not anything else. So you fuckers better not so much as sniff the air in a 50 mile proximity, or so help me God, I will deport your ass to Venezuela. A pedo President needs a new secret pedo space for new secret pedo meetings. Also, keep paying your taxes! The system is working! Vote Trump for a third term! Suck my dick!"
26 Comments
JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip · 36 pts · 56d
Isn't this how he hired for the reflecting pool?
garbage_world@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 56d
FlordaMan@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 56d
And that went great without any issues at all
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 56d
It's currently one of the nicest ponds in DC.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 56d
So let it be.
Picture this. The whole pedophile group enjoying a tour of their newly built ballroom bunker, and suddenly it caves in. they building their own grave, shh, let it happen!
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 56d
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 32 pts · 56d
Let me guess: the contractor just happened to donate a few hundred thousand to the Trump campaign...
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 56d
Inb4 ballroom covered in algae
galoisghost@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 56d
Cover in mould with the gold paint chipping off
taco@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 56d
Hopefully the algae will be thick enough to protect surfaces from the invisible slasher vandals this time.
Arancello@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 56d
Using your taxes.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 56d
Listen guys it's just a coincidence that the construction company's name is Eric&Trump Jr Construction. It's not that Eric and Jr, Trump promised.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 56d
I don't think he would bother promising at this point.
BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 11 pts · 56d
If he cant even paint a pool for $16M, how the fuck can he build a ballroom [and secure hide-e-hole] for only
3xthe amount?AbidanYre@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 56d
16 * 3 != 500
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 56d
I just checked your math and it's 100% accurate
ripcord@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 56d
At least 10 people upvoted that comment
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 56d
Lmao imagine if a shoddily-built ballroom collapses on this administration, killing everyone. What a poetic resolution.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 7 pts · 56d
Mhm more corruption.
artyom@piefed.social · 6 pts · 56d
Paywall
5oap10116@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 56d
Bets on if he'll claim this was sabotaged/vandalized when it doesn't go to plan?
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 56d
We all know what his illegal non-bid jobs produce by now...
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 56d
But he promised it would be $200m and only use private funding?
xenomor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 56d
The question is, will the next president require competitive bids for the contract to dismantle it?
I’m only half joking. Any Democrat that doesn’t run with dismantling this as part of their platform doesn’t deserve any support.
ooterness@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 56d
Skip the paywall.
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 56d
"Looking at the ballroom with your dirty peasant eyeballs is tantamount to vandalizing it, which surely will be the sole cause of its imminent decay, and not anything else. So you fuckers better not so much as sniff the air in a 50 mile proximity, or so help me God, I will deport your ass to Venezuela. A pedo President needs a new secret pedo space for new secret pedo meetings. Also, keep paying your taxes! The system is working! Vote Trump for a third term! Suck my dick!"
- The President, essentially
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 56d
Good! It will crumble on day one.
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 56d
What better metaphor for the crumbling American empire than tearing down the white house and replacing it with cheap crap.