c/onehundredninetysix · by als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 53ddiscreet shipping rule 386 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 89 pts · 53d
"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"
What?
als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 57 pts · 53d
America moment
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 53d
Trucker humor…
But for real when you’ve got 200 gallons of diesel to pump and you only get paid by the mile, you don’t wanna be waiting on some asshole who decided that now was the best time to update their logbook.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 53d
With ELDs, it's more like they left their rig there while they went inside to pay to get the pump set up, but took a glorious dump first.
viertesauge@feddit.org · 20 pts · 53d
PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELING OR GET SHOT!
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 53d
* Cocks rifle... *
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 53d
You know who uses discreet shipping...
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 53d
If that driver has an accident, he's well and truly fucked!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 53d
Later, in the Emergency Department:
"Okay, doc, you're never gonna believe this, but..."
JakenVeina@midwest.social · 15 pts · 53d
Special delivery for your mom.
moistclump@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 53d
Ok but jokes aside what is it?
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 53d
an Enormous Penis
skeezix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 53d
Ya mom’s new dildo
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 52d
Three midgets in a trenchcoat, obvs.
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 53d
Is it the XXL sized veiny hammer? Because one of them nuts is looking a bit more swollen than the other.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 53d
Nobody's perfect.
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 53d
Nailed it ;-)
0ops@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 53d
Hey Bill! Your parts just came in!
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 52d
....dammit.
I was leg to believe i ordered the big one.. Hello disappointment, my old friend...
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 53d
Yeah, I gots a deliv’ry here for ahhhh . . Ssserrney Abbas?
Any you guys Serny Abbas? We’re heres to installs y’new schlong.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d
He has a wife, you know.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 49d
low-resolution square image, too perfectly eye-catching, and that sign?
yeah this is AI isn't it