discreet shipping rule

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22 Comments

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 89 pts · 53d (5 replies)

"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"

What?

als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 57 pts · 53d

America moment

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 53d (1 reply)

Trucker humor…

But for real when you’ve got 200 gallons of diesel to pump and you only get paid by the mile, you don’t wanna be waiting on some asshole who decided that now was the best time to update their logbook.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 53d

With ELDs, it's more like they left their rig there while they went inside to pay to get the pump set up, but took a glorious dump first.

viertesauge@feddit.org · 20 pts · 53d (1 reply)

PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELING OR GET SHOT!

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 53d

* Cocks rifle... *

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 53d

You know who uses discreet shipping...

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 53d (1 reply)

If that driver has an accident, he's well and truly fucked!

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 53d

Later, in the Emergency Department:

"Okay, doc, you're never gonna believe this, but..."

JakenVeina@midwest.social · 15 pts · 53d

Special delivery for your mom.

moistclump@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 53d (3 replies)

Ok but jokes aside what is it?

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 53d

an Enormous Penis

skeezix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 53d

Ya mom’s new dildo

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 52d

Three midgets in a trenchcoat, obvs.

DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 53d (2 replies)

Is it the XXL sized veiny hammer? Because one of them nuts is looking a bit more swollen than the other.

davidagain@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 53d (1 reply)

Nobody's perfect.

DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 53d

Nailed it ;-)

0ops@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 53d

Hey Bill! Your parts just came in!

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 52d

....dammit.

I was leg to believe i ordered the big one.. Hello disappointment, my old friend...

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 53d

Yeah, I gots a deliv’ry here for ahhhh . . Ssserrney Abbas?

Any you guys Serny Abbas? We’re heres to installs y’new schlong.

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d

He has a wife, you know.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 49d

low-resolution square image, too perfectly eye-catching, and that sign?
yeah this is AI isn't it