He can barely walk, I haven't seen him stand for more that 10 minutes at a time. Dudes cankles gonna leak just like his diaper. I do yard work about an hour at a time and I need a nap after I shower. His heart gonna take a nap too
There are people (not naming names) that, if assassinated, would be much more powerful in death than in life. I mean, one in particular is more powerful for what he represents to morons than what he actually is already.
In that case, it would be better for them to pass naturally, in public, because of their own decisions. Maybe by giving a record-setting delirious rambling speech in the July heat and finally letting one of those blood clots cut loose? One can dream.
21 Comments
Asafum@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 55d
Come onnnnn heat stroke! Do your thing nature please
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 55d
He's going for the ol' reverse William Henry Harrison.
sananibar@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 55d
Someone always beats me to it. I will have an original thought one of these days. I'm due, surely.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 9 pts · 55d
If you never saw a wheel, and you made one, you invented it.
You just didn't invent it first.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 55d
I was just coming here to say that
PurpleHawkeye619@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 55d
Finally a Trump idea I fully support.
And he should try to break the record for longest Presidential Speech ever, set by William Henry Harrison at 1 hour 45 minutes.
What ever happened to that guy anyway?
GutterRat42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 55d
He caught a cold, and had to leave the presidency in a hurry
Anivia@feddit.org · 1 pts · 55d
That's child's play. A real manly man like Trump should at least hold a speech longer than the 2010 Bernie Sanders filibuster
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 55d
He's going to sweat and his makeup will trail down his face like gulliani
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 55d
The ghost of William Henery Harrison will be in the audience.
very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 55d
🎶 I died in thirty days! 🎶
Lasherz12@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 55d
I hope Mitch and all the geriatric octogenarian dinos and conservatives will be there to show their support. It'd also make the place feel less empty.
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 55d
80 years old. morbidly obese. known heart problems. ...do it, genius
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 55d
He can barely walk, I haven't seen him stand for more that 10 minutes at a time. Dudes cankles gonna leak just like his diaper. I do yard work about an hour at a time and I need a nap after I shower. His heart gonna take a nap too
becausechemistry@piefed.social · 16 pts · 55d
There are people (not naming names) that, if assassinated, would be much more powerful in death than in life. I mean, one in particular is more powerful for what he represents to morons than what he actually is already.
In that case, it would be better for them to pass naturally, in public, because of their own decisions. Maybe by giving a record-setting delirious rambling speech in the July heat and finally letting one of those blood clots cut loose? One can dream.
SupraMario@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 55d
Please do, take as much time as you need.
poprocks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 55d
Do it. Make it a 5 hour speech in the heat or the day. Show how strong you are by not drinking water or sitting down. I'd watch that.
aarch0x40@piefed.social · 8 pts · 55d
Good thing nobody will be there.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 55d
Would be pretty fitting if heatstroke while bloviating is the thing that finally gets us rid of him 😄
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 55d
I hope he'll get a heat stroke. Among with the handful of idiots who are dumb enough or get paid to turn up as clappers.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 55d
Juliany will be scooped out.