Survival Tips for Anyone Currently Being Hunted by Joey Chestnut

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/survival-tips-for-anyone-currently-being-hunted-by-joey-chestnut

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JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 6 pts · 59d (3 replies)

Sorry, but I've never understood the appeal of eating contests.

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 58d

Yeah I much prefer to eat a challenge, or perhaps a duel. Maybe a tête-à-tête if I'm in the mood for something fancy.

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d (1 reply)

We accept your apology.

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 1 pts · 58d

A word of advice: don't unwrap it. 🙂

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 58d

Joey Chestnut vs Shia LeBoeuf

ohhierrybody@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 59d

Joey Chestnut is a national treasure!