I'm currently at the toilet while posting this does this count as shitpost?

Well, it's low effort, and it's OC. I vote yes, this is a shitpost.

I'm reading it while at the toilet taking a massive shit, so yeah I'd say it qualifies.

And for those of you worried about the germs on my phone because I use it while shitting: It's absolutely fine guys, I lick it clean right after!

Is that your local bar?

Only if you post a photo of the poetry written in poo on the wall...