c/lemmyshitpost · by Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 54dSplashing out on your first date When he knows exactly how to spoil you 247 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
red_sock@lemmy.ml · 52 pts · 54d
“Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!” are words to live by.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 54d
Sometimes you don't even want to go on the date after post-nut clarity kicks in and you can save some money by just canceling.
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 54d
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 54d
He'd have done better to have a wank first. Then he could concentrate on giving her a night to remember for something other than almost drowning.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 54d
those are two of the people from the other meme where he's looking at the girl in the red dress, right?
Statick@feddit.online · 32 pts · 54d
Yes
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 19 pts · 54d
There's a large collection of stock images with these 3 people.
Damage@slrpnk.net · -4 pts · 54d
nope
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 54d
It actually is and there is a whole collection
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 54d
"Don't fill up on bread sticks is all I'm saying."
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 54d
"soil you"
tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 54d
I thought this was about the fruit for a second
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 1 pts · 54d
I, too, save my dad jokes for the best chance