Splashing out on your first date

When he knows exactly how to spoil you

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13 Comments

red_sock@lemmy.ml · 52 pts · 54d (2 replies)

“Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!” are words to live by.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 54d

Sometimes you don't even want to go on the date after post-nut clarity kicks in and you can save some money by just canceling.

sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 54d

these pipes are clean

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 54d

He'd have done better to have a wank first. Then he could concentrate on giving her a night to remember for something other than almost drowning.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 54d (4 replies)

those are two of the people from the other meme where he's looking at the girl in the red dress, right?

Statick@feddit.online · 32 pts · 54d

Yes

Distracted boyfriend

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 19 pts · 54d

There's a large collection of stock images with these 3 people.

Damage@slrpnk.net · -4 pts · 54d (1 reply)

nope

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 54d

It actually is and there is a whole collection

sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 54d

"Don't fill up on bread sticks is all I'm saying."

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 54d

"soil you"

tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 54d

I thought this was about the fruit for a second

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 1 pts · 54d

I, too, save my dad jokes for the best chance