SEX

222 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world

8 Comments

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 71d (6 replies)

damn I wish I had a xylophone. could make so many skeleton friends

Quokka@quokk.au · 24 pts · 71d (5 replies)

The real skeleton friend is the one inside of us.

sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 71d (4 replies)

Learning to love your own skeleton is the greatest love of all.

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 71d (1 reply)

I run into people sometimes who say things like "AAAAAHHHHHH get them out of me get them out of me get them out of me get them out of me! These bones are not mine! These bones are not mine! I know they're not mine! The government is putting bones in my body that are NOT MINE and are controlling my movements! I would NEVER move that way! Somebody please HELP ME!!" and I just wish I knew how to help them...

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 71d
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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 70d (1 reply)

I love her so much I saved her leg from falling off ❤️

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 70d

🥰 ❤️

frog@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 71d

My 'X' is for Xenomorph.

My Xenomorphic automatic negative thoughts (ANTs) kills any positivity I have.

seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 70d

omg i want to have sex too! but i lack the xylophone :(