What's your favourite reason to go to the hospital?

Hhhheeeeellllloooooo nurse!!!

I have no idea why other men here are thinking of meeting up cute nurses,
because all I remember of having young cute nurses as my neighbors
was that they were overworked every time I saw them or briefly talked to them.

So I'm gonna hand out pamphlets instead
to explain why socialism offers them better pay,
less work hours and more cured patients.

Plus more investment into CRISPR solution for sex change,
because I'm all for medical solutions like Ozempic instead
of fat shaming or fat acceptance.

Then I'd put up signs of "hot women" and point them to male patients
that just had those sex changes to women or
women who had cosmetic surgeries and would appreciate some
judgmental input on whether it's been a success,
instead of bothering the nurses who are trying to work.

Obligatory song about why not sexually harass people who are trying to work below
https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=6cu6zH92MaM

IV pain meds for kidney stones 👌

There's an omelet bar in the cafeteria.

Pussy

Taking a piss