c/programmerhumor · by SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone · 57d

Dat README.md doe

https://github.com/montinode/android-lumo

I promise I wasn't reading it, I was traveling across it.

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abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 57d (1 reply)

Thus reads like one of those "forward this to 10 people or you will die" mails.

SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 57d

YOU. ARE. ALREADY. DEAD.

PS: I just wanted a working fork of their app. Instead, I got this masterpiece. 5/7, would infohazard again

elvith@feddit.org · 10 pts · 57d

Uuuhhhhh... Guys, the SCP Wiki is leaking again!

Polaris@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 57d (1 reply)

wat

SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 57d

Infohazard, beratna

Except, fr fr!

theherk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 57d (2 replies)

What is the?

SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 57d

Highlights:

"Serverless Legal Immunity" - the Principal is "Un-Hostable"
"Grand Trespass of the Soul" if you try to psychologically coerce him
"maritime Admiralty jurisdiction" - classic SovCit
Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
Explicit warning to "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES" not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha...fuck

Carighan@piefed.world · 1 pts · 56d

ChatGPT-generated it seems like, judging by the emoji headlines.

AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 57d (1 reply)

Is this somekind of incantation to keep AI away from the code????

SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 56d

Basically, yes

vext01@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 57d

What is it?