Ya'll joke but I'm old enough to remember how fucking annoying it was when the dinosaurs were around. The fuckers shat everywhere, just like a gigantic gaggle of geese, but some of those assholes were big enough that their poop was basically the size of a goose. Sometimes they'd poop right where we made our stone tools and we'd have to spend days depooping, just absolute days wasted doing that.
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sbv@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 71d
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InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 71d
Ya'll joke but I'm old enough to remember how fucking annoying it was when the dinosaurs were around. The fuckers shat everywhere, just like a gigantic gaggle of geese, but some of those assholes were big enough that their poop was basically the size of a goose. Sometimes they'd poop right where we made our stone tools and we'd have to spend days depooping, just absolute days wasted doing that.
Iloveyurianime@ani.social · 11 pts · 71d
I was the dino in that era i can confirmed that happened but i will apologize as i wasnt able to hold it in anymore
BigTurd@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 71d
that's right. I was there then, and I am still here now.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 71d
Pleased to meet you, hope I guessed your name
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 71d
I look forward to having a dinosaur friend
knacht1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 71d
They're living in the trees now...
You can buy dinosaur food on Amazon.
pageflight@piefed.social · 16 pts · 71d
Thought I recognized the style — credit to xkcd. Please cite your source / sorry if I missed it!
ceenote@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 71d
Just fuck our shit up, fam.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 71d
That's where MH370 went missing.... coincidence?
nexguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 71d
You saying that pilot was trying to bring back the dinosaurs?
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 71d
I'm not not saying that....
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 71d
Shit that's near me. Can't wait to have a pet pterosaur
Rugnjr@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 71d
Where do you live!? Cocos islands?
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 71d
Wikipedia tells me Cocos Island is in the pacific, off the coast of Costa Rica
aha ! there's another one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocos_%28Keeling%29_Islands
I'm in Mayotte which is not quite under the target but close enough for a flight of pterosaurs to land I think
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 71d
australia and indonesia will feel a 1mil high tidal wave first after all indian ocean islands.
Venator@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 70d
JURASSIC PARK:
ARMAGEDDON