May not buff out

https://files.ikt.id.au/zkh33e.mp4

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49049544

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18 Comments

potter2010@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Jesus....I know modern cars crumple for safety, but how the hell could you get enough speed in a parking garage to do that???

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 33d

See my comment elsewhere, 0-60 in 4.5 or less paired with launch control which is a standing start assist for racing and such.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 33d

If you drive like a complete twat, it’s probably easy.

lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 33d

Holy fuck. That car looks like the Terminator T1000 when his head gets split in half

matelt@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 33d (1 reply)

You've got to admire how safe modern cars are. And also the pillar looks so unbothered it's impressive.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 33d

BMW could use this as a safety ad.

KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Is this real? I mean that man must be a fucking twat + idiot, but doesn't he deserve medical treatment? Concern? Mock and shame him afterwards as much as he deserves, but show some care? Wtf is this dystopian shit.

Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 33d

The ambulance is likely on the way, may be fighting traffic. It doesnt look like its a "need an ambulance or someone WILL die" scene, the ambulance can take its time.

baines@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 33d (6 replies)

how drunk was this guy?

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 33d (2 replies)

From the original thread, there were a couple comments that shed light on what possibly happened:

@ramble81@lemmy.zip

That was a BMW M440i (i recognize the wheels, color and slope of the back). It has a 386hp/398lb-ft turbocharged inline 6 with a mild hybrid system. BMW says it can do 0-60 in 4.3s, but independent tests have shown it can do 3.9-4.1s

Most likely this idiot used launch control in the parking structure wanting to show off and lost control, eating the pillar

And then @sergio@piefed.social came through with the link for launch control:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Launch_control_(automotive)

Launch control is an electronic aid to assist drivers of both racing and street cars to accelerate from a standing start. Motorcycles have been variously fitted with mechanical and electronic devices for both street and race.

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Alcohol may have played a part in his decision to do that

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 33d

Alcohol? The performance enhancer?

luthis@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Idk but you can see him sitting next to the car not doing much

baines@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 33d (1 reply)

yea that’s why i ask, he looks unsteady but that could all be just shock and maybe the bad driving was due to age

hit the accelerator instead of the brake kinda thing

Cypher@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 33d

The silly old fart is probably drunk and crying over wrecking his ego extender

scytale@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 33d

It’s like a chestbuster jumped out of the car.

BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 33d

Shit's wild, it took me until the third watch to figure out where the engine went.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 33d

Cool exploded view of an engine.