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::: spoiler Secret Panel
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::: spoiler Alt Text “God damn, I really do work in mysterious ways, don’t I?” :::
::: spoiler Transcript 4 Panel Comic
1: [God stands in a room, his hand on a door just closed. The room is small, there is a door on the left, and a window on the right. The walls are green, the carpet is purple. A guy stands on the left watching God.]
When God closes a door…
2: [God moves to the right, and raises the window pane up, opening it. The guy, now on the left stands confused]
…He opens a window.
3: [The man is shocked and scared as bees swarm in through the window. God just watches smugly.]
Guy: Bees?!?!
4: [Close up of God’s smug face]
God: Bees
Footer: This comic made possible thanks to Lalit Varadpande mrlovenstein.com
Secret Panel: [Black and white panel. Close up of God’s face wearing a benevolent smile.]
God: Peace bee with you
Guy (off camera): They’re… kissing me? :::
21 Comments
RedWeasel@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 27d
[Followers]: God works in mysterious ways Gay people, trans people, etc exists [Followers]: Not in those ways
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 27d
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 27d
http://beesbeesbeesbees.com/
QProphecy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 27d
Beads?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 27d
God is Oprah.
SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 6 pts · 27d
spizzat2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 27d
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 27d
I love bees. Most kinds rarely sting you if ever. Most wasp types are chill to. It's mostly the Vespa and Vespula genus that has the assholes in it. If the torso gets wide immediately right after the slender waist, that's how you know you most likely got an asshole on your hands.
LowtierComputer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
My sister's old cat could not control himself not to smack and hold wasps in his mouth. He got stung every freakin' time. Never learned. The wasps only ever stung any of us once, when someone opened the door and a wasp flew in their mouth.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 27d
BEES
palordrolap@fedia.io · 3 pts · 27d
I was going to say "at least it's not wasps", but then, the wasps would survive and be able to sting over and over, and the bees would each likely die horribly after their first attempt. If I'm going to die by being stung by a swarm of something, maybe I wouldn't want the deaths of hundreds of bees on my conscience.
On the other hand, the secret panel would likely involve something less nice if it had been wasps.
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
Henry winkler?
Klear@piefed.world · 2 pts · 27d
What's that? A swarm of bees entered the room through a window opened by god? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
Skyline969@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 27d
Augh! This situation has been made worse by the addition of yet more bees!
Zorque@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d
Perhaps I can solve this... with more bees!
collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 26d
At least it is not yellow jackets.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 26d
Blessed are the bees who make this honey I'm injecting into my eye. It's blue, but I think that's because we l9ve right next to an M&M factory.
egrets@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 27d
This is funny, but I really wish more comic artists would ask themselves if they need the last panel. It's so often superfluous.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 27d
It's funnier if God acknowledges it, I think.
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d
Have you ever read a religious book? God ALWAYS gets the last word.
iatenine@piefed.social · 2 pts · 27d
That casually smug expression is so good here, though