I knew a guy that bought a kookaburra from a source somewhere in the UK.
He had asked the guy if it was imprinted, trained, or interacted actively with people before his ownership, and the, what I assume was probably breeder, told him that the bird was docile and trained.
Went to get it out of the box and it just stuck his beak right into his gut.
Knowing the guy, he probably laughed as it happened.
Completely unflappable individual.
18 Comments
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 31 pts · 43d
Oh man those guys can be nasty.
One time a blue heron bit my dick.
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 43d
No further questions your honor.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 43d
Overruled. Next question.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 43d
Straight to jail.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 43d
Did you instruct it to do so?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 43d
It's a long story.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 43d
I have time. Just let me get some popcorn first
lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d
Laying pipette? Jk
0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 43d
Is that how you fix blue balls?
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 43d
Word of warning, you should still wear hearing protection even if your heron is suppressed.
Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 43d
I love it they just chopped off a piece of pipe insulation. Clever use of cheap materials that.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 43d
Texas gun shops really do carry everything
altphoto@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 43d
Proper heron training would teach you never to point a loaded heron at anyone.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 43d
Imagine getting heroned and not even hearing it.
J92@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d
I knew a guy that bought a kookaburra from a source somewhere in the UK. He had asked the guy if it was imprinted, trained, or interacted actively with people before his ownership, and the, what I assume was probably breeder, told him that the bird was docile and trained.
Went to get it out of the box and it just stuck his beak right into his gut.
Knowing the guy, he probably laughed as it happened. Completely unflappable individual.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 43d
Dude, is that 3D printed? That's illegal in California. Specially if you do it as a favor for an ex-con.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 43d
Beautiful birds.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 43d
Buying heron on the internet and I don't even need crypto.