c/shittyaskscience · by gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 42dThese keep coming out of me. Should I be worried? 28 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social · 8 pts · 42d
You are now running OpenBSD. You have very few security vulnerabilities.
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 42d
Looks like you have midichlorians. Have you recently traveled to any far-away galaxies?
gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 42d
No, so far this year I've stayed in the Milky Way.
Mwa@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 42d
Maybe you have a puffer fish up your ass
gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 42d
His name's Kikiboba
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 3 pts · 42d
Those are just... Pears.
Give them to your friends and family this holiday
gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 42d
My aunt already ate most of them. She's asleep now.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
I would only be worried about the bottom left. That one appears to be the pineapple pizza virus. It's almost 100% lethal to Italians.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 42d
They're supposed to stay inside of you. If you see/feel one coming out, just stuff it back in.
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d
Hmmm... I had thought pollen season was over for your species.
Perhaps this is due to an unusually cool, dry spring.