Because he also craved power and women.
Harry Harrison gave a description of the despot, from his immortal character James Bolivar 'Slippery Jim' DiGriz in 'The Stainless Steel Rat For President': "I want all the money, all the power and all the women, and I want them right now".
No worries. It's all been downhill since 1066, anyways.
Re-heat them, and then cool them improperly.
How to swear? Yes.
When to swear? Ah, grassfucker; that you must learn on your own.
A Margarita brunch.
Abiding.
Isn't he standing for office in the Minehead by-election?
As a National Bocialist, if I remember.
Pspspspsism.
We believe that someday, the cat will come when called.
You're a Loony.
Sorting my sock drawer.
I don't expect them to do a good job of it, I just want someone to blame when I end up wearing mis-matched socks.
♪ One pun makes for laughter
And one pun makes you groan ♫ (apologies to Jefferson Airplane)
"What duck?" (GNU Terry Pratchett)
C'est toilette, you silly Anglish speaking child of a hamster.
The finest French eau de toilette is 'essence of fart in your general direction'.
You're only as old as you feel...
Yahweh does have a sense of humour.
Reading Shitty Ask Lemmy whilst sober.
Because he also craved power and women.
Harry Harrison gave a description of the despot, from his immortal character James Bolivar 'Slippery Jim' DiGriz in 'The Stainless Steel Rat For President':
"I want all the money, all the power and all the women, and I want them right now".
Kinky Boots and Bustier.
"Open wide, and say 'Aaahnarchy'."
The Lost Alamos?
Give the Orange One 10 minutes, and he'll be throwing tantrums and tariffs at the EU.