Can you teach me how to swear?

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17 Comments

blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 25d (1 reply)

Yes, just say "frick", "butt" and "darn" a lot.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 24d

What the frick did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed unalives.

unmagical@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 25d (2 replies)

When people say the "f word" they mean to "focus on the Holy Spirit."

ratrace@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 24d (1 reply)

FOTHS? naw dawg your co-opt has failed and you just look like a sun whorshiping dork... stick to frick, dang and shoot

unmagical@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 24d

Genuinely can't tell if you were taking my comment in Shitty Ask Lemmy seriously or just responding in kind to the caricature I had fabricated based upon my past interactions with evangelicals.

TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d (1 reply)

How to swear? Yes.
When to swear? Ah, grassfucker; that you must learn on your own.

ratrace@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 24d

got to get them feet wet hahah

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 24d

Start by raising your right hand.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 25d (1 reply)

You cup your testicles and make an oath upon them. Testify!

ratrace@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 24d

hell yeah 🥜😤

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d

Here's an instructional video that should help.

banause@feddit.org · 3 pts · 24d

Du dumme Sau!

historicaldocuments@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d

Fuck no

ratrace@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 24d

Polite society is not so civil but covered in the stank ass of its own vanity and false unholy image of dumb fuckery. So fuck em straight to gawd damn hell and give no fucks unless you are participating in the act of Infiltration. They are all a bunch of shit head phony baloney basturds. I put a spell on you and now you are mine..... cursssssssss 🐍

sudoer777@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 24d

No I'm not allowed to say cuss words

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 24d

Tell me why