What the frick did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed unalives.
Genuinely can't tell if you were taking my comment in Shitty Ask Lemmy seriously or just responding in kind to the caricature I had fabricated based upon my past interactions with evangelicals.
Polite society is not so civil but covered in the stank ass of its own vanity and false unholy image of dumb fuckery. So fuck em straight to gawd damn hell and give no fucks unless you are participating in the act of Infiltration. They are all a bunch of shit head phony baloney basturds. I put a spell on you and now you are mine..... cursssssssss 🐍
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blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 25d
Yes, just say "frick", "butt" and "darn" a lot.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 24d
What the frick did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed unalives.
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 25d
When people say the "f word" they mean to "focus on the Holy Spirit."
ratrace@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 24d
FOTHS? naw dawg your co-opt has failed and you just look like a sun whorshiping dork... stick to frick, dang and shoot
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 24d
Genuinely can't tell if you were taking my comment in Shitty Ask Lemmy seriously or just responding in kind to the caricature I had fabricated based upon my past interactions with evangelicals.
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d
How to swear? Yes.
When to swear? Ah, grassfucker; that you must learn on your own.
ratrace@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 24d
got to get them feet wet hahah
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 24d
Start by raising your right hand.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 25d
You cup your testicles and make an oath upon them. Testify!
ratrace@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 24d
hell yeah 🥜😤
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d
Here's an instructional video that should help.
banause@feddit.org · 3 pts · 24d
Du dumme Sau!
historicaldocuments@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoAQmpch-xw
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d
Fuck no
ratrace@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 24d
Polite society is not so civil but covered in the stank ass of its own vanity and false unholy image of dumb fuckery. So fuck em straight to gawd damn hell and give no fucks unless you are participating in the act of Infiltration. They are all a bunch of shit head phony baloney basturds. I put a spell on you and now you are mine..... cursssssssss 🐍
sudoer777@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 24d
No I'm not allowed to say cuss words
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 24d
Tell me why