No one ever said to me "Oh Mr. Folaht, you have such beautiful eyes",
while I do see people say it very often in romances.
Although it's mostly men saying that to women I think?
So I can only imagine that if everyone was honest they'd all say
"Oh man, have you seen folaht's eyes? They're hideously ugly!"
but no one wants to say it out loud.
12 Comments
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 30d
Well, it's just rotting in the corner, so everything. I don't think the coroner will ever come.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 30d
The part I hide in your mom
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 30d
my ladybugs
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 30d
That bit there.
piconaut@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 30d
I think it's your mind?
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 30d
OP’s mind is the ugliest part of your body? A mind is now a body part?
e: didn’t notice the community, I guess this is a shitty answer.
piconaut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 30d
Either that or the lyrics to a Frank Zappa song. Maybe both!
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 29d
It is indeed, shitty. Well Done.
folaht@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 30d
My eyes
No one ever said to me "Oh Mr. Folaht, you have such beautiful eyes",
while I do see people say it very often in romances.
Although it's mostly men saying that to women I think?
So I can only imagine that if everyone was honest they'd all say
"Oh man, have you seen folaht's eyes? They're hideously ugly!"
but no one wants to say it out loud.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 30d
Rectum
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 29d
Some deserve to be rect.
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 30d
I dunno I kind of like all those letters