What would you actually be happy about finding in a happy meal?

• a cool watch

• a guitar pick

• one dollar coin. (USD)

• one dollar coin Canadian (cause why not)

• movie tickets?

• badass temporary tattoos

• one of those birthday cards where you record yourself saying happy birthday but instead it's Obama saying he's proud of you

• small joke book

• a poster of orcas sinking yachts

Sorry for the serious answer, but for a while they did baby versions of Beanie Babies so I could get babies for my Beanie Babies, that was exciting

Food.

I've already had McDonald's give me a Big Mac with no meat when I was like 10 lol

In n Out?

Happiness

hot wheels, natch

MDMA and LSD.