c/lemmyshitpost · by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 53dNot all of these are true 210 points · 41 comments · view on lemmy.world
41 Comments
loaf@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 53d
Hello, fellow Glens
victorz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 53d
Glen, Glen 🤝
Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 52d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99n083E0IA
loaf@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 52d
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 53d
Why does this feel so all-encompassing?
wuffah@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 53d
I was a hobbledehoy-pilled flummoxmaxxer, until I started snollygosting like a yogurt slinging Glen.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 52d
I don't like how quickly my brain made sense of this
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 53d
please don't flummox your men, it isn't healthy for them, vet fees aren't cheap
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 53d
I didn't know what that word was and panicked for 5 minutes before googling it.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 53d
oh no, you've been flummoxed, breathe in this bag.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 53d
why does it smell like chloroform
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 53d
shhh, just breathe
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 53d
Can I have a go on the bag when Pudutr0n is done? I could use a nap
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 52d
You mean Glen?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 52d
Glen Pudutr0n, yes
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 52d
But men have no sense of smell.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 52d
I'd like to petition that we can have a flummox, as a treat 🥹
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 52d
But is just a treat, not too regularly
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 52d
Yaaaaay~
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d
Deflummoxulation isn't cheap!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 52d
It isn't that bad, but some Glens can get easily flummoxed going to the vet, making it more complicated.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 53d
Actually all of the men in the Great Lakes area were lost in the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
wuffah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 52d
Every. Single. Man.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 52d
This feels like the text equivalent of that one person who draws those people with the horrifically bad anatomy. You know, the guy who drew the mailman having his abnormally long fingers being licked by another man.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 52d
Chris Simpsons artist
BewareOfIdiot@nord.pub · 2 pts · 52d
I have not seen those, nor do I wish to now.
kibblebits@quokk.au · 10 pts · 53d
Not all of them are false…
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 53d
This is true
Source: am potato
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 53d
In general, if someone hates you, I simply recommend not being around them. Not complicated.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 52d
Big if true.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 53d
I don't have a fiddle, I have a banjo. Am I still Glen?
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 53d
Shhh Glen, you’ve been flummoxed, get in the mailbox
Iceman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 53d
In Gothenburg every one is named Glen!
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 52d
Damn. Now you all know my name! I also made the mistake of thinking deeply. May as well drop me from a helicopter. Preferably one very high up
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 52d
#10 is true. Source: the documentary Glen Gary, Glen Ross.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 52d
Not true, my husband's middle name is glen. After his father. Glen20
EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 4 pts · 52d
Correction on point 1: Most men prefer you pour yogurt only into their mouth-hole, not any of the other holes. Please respect that.
I refuse to comment on points 2-10.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d
You're telling me that Kellogg was an outlier?
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 52d
Wait, which aren't true? I've observed all of these, but admittedly it's a small sample size.
Magister@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d
I'm 7 !!! 😆
Sarothazrom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 50d
7 is 100% true