c/lemmyshitpost · by Zomg@piefed.world · 46dWhich are you? 155 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 46d
What if I take large chunks out of the middle, cob and all, while shouting, “Stop selling my data to INTERPOL!”
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 46d
You may be based af
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d
Lemming
Steve@communick.news · 8 pts · 46d
I eat corn in a rotating spiral, kind of like a lathe.
What does that make me?
snooggums@piefed.world · 13 pts · 46d
Screwy.
Steve@communick.news · 5 pts · 46d
That checks out
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 46d
Junji Ito.
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 45d
That's up and down
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 7 pts · 46d
Slut gang slut gang
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 45d
My family can sell you a thousand of those chitnzy cob grabber things
CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 46d
I scrape all of the kernels off, then have a friend fling them into my mouth with a slingshot while screaming "Ayayayaya, Zordon!"
Zomg@piefed.world · 3 pts · 45d
Sounds like a type of corn bukkake, you've been sorted into the slut gang
proudblond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d
I found myself wondering if that was Michael Buble but I rather doubt he has a wrist tattoo? (Also seems too classy to eat corn that way, but who am I to judge?)
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 46d
Is that Michael Buble?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 46d
Not sure, I haven't met him yet
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 42d
I eat it ass first. What does that make me?
ollie@pawb.social · 1 pts · 46d
can someone PLEASE explain the lemmy lore im missing WHY IS IT ALL CORN
ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 46d
Because we just had beans. Soon we'll have wizards pondering their orbs. It's the beautiful cycle of Lemmy
phar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 46d
Is that a white guy in a do rag
YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 46d
Looks like a mesh baseball cap