should have just complied 😒

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ms_lane@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 35d (3 replies)

Downvoted since this scared me a lot. I just had to spend the last five minutes searching if Neil was OK. (he is)

snooggums@piefed.world · 21 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Have you not heard of The Onion?

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 35d

Yes and we're on lemmyshitpost.

But Neil is a legend and there has been some background noise about him potentially being shot if people keep getting too close to him and he attacks someone.

My mind went to him being shot for those reasons and the onion article spoofing it was a gang shootout instead. I'm just glad Neil is safe :)

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 35d

Thanks for checking!

shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 43 pts · 35d

AlanWake2112@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Not Neil McBeal the Navy Seal!!!

superpill@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d

Those are my muffins!

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 35d (2 replies)

If the police DID open fire on Neil the only thing that's going to end in is SEVERELY injured police officers and flipped patrol cars.

Highlow@piefed.social · 6 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Wrong just like how harambe being killed got us Trump. Neil the seal would usher in president Steven Segal.

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d

I doubt it. Steven Segal is busy trainin soldiers in russia

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Hey, you guys need to stop reading the lamestream media.

THEY'RE LYING TO YOU.

This elephant seal had a gun, and he pointed it at the officers that acted in pure self defense.

Also, Alex Jones popped like a balloon and NOBODY is talking about it.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 35d

I heard he tried to run them over

CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 35d

For a second I thought this was real