OG Console wars

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edinbruh@feddit.it · 51 pts · 24d

stfu! Glorious hippodrome gaming chariot race

Jiral@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 24d

joke aside, the Hippodrome was your common low key football game, with betting and people going crazy. The Colloseum on the other side was a special occasion where you better looked your best and behaved, as a spectator. Hollywood never got the memo.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 24d (7 replies)

Doesn't even have a hippo. SMH my head.

frog@feddit.uk · 22 pts · 24d (6 replies)

Um.. acshelly! Hippo in Greek means horse.

* Pushes glasses up nose bridge.

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 24d (5 replies)

Hippopotamus means river horse, I don't think whoever named these things has ever seen a horse.

GojuRyu@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 24d (3 replies)

In danish a hippo is called a “flodhest”, also meaning river horse.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 24d (2 replies)

Rødgrød med flodhest

ebber@europe.pub · 2 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Only for the most special of times

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 23d

🦛

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23d

Horses might have looked different back in the day

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 24d (5 replies)

excuse me! we had both chariot races and slave chariot races. that's TWO games

Vittelius@feddit.org · 4 pts · 23d (1 reply)

The circus maximus (the big hippodrome in Rome) also hosted gladiatorial fights and athletics competitions. The meme is misleading in the way it selects the venues.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d

These are memes reality has no place here

nagaram@piefed.social · 3 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Did you hear they were working on horse races? I know quite antiquated, but they were adding horse TORCH races this time! How novel!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d (1 reply)

You mean they torch the horses then race them?

nagaram@piefed.social · 2 pts · 23d

No! But that would be much more interesting....

ceenote@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 24d (1 reply)

By this logic, the greatest modern console is the smartphone.

frostlytt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 23d

i mean, slap a controller on a smartphone and it is actually pretty solid, so maybe youve got a point...

Etterra@discuss.online · 13 pts · 24d (1 reply)

Horse race tracks rent out to different groups for conventions and such when not racing horses - I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in ancient Rome too.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 23d

I do feel like the amount of people required to staff the colloseum is like two orders of magnitude higher than a racetrack

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 24d (2 replies)

Okay but a lot of those Colosseum games are just the same cookiecutter format with different branding.

"Gladiator combat" "Barbarian Battle" "Martyrs" it's the same shit with different characters.

"Man vs. Beast" "Hunting Simulator" YAWN

At least the later gen hippodromes added a variety of jousting tournaments...

Sergio@piefed.social · 3 pts · 23d (1 reply)

I think you mean "same game, different skin," right?

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 23d

Yeah, true

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 23d

Which one has more horsepower?

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 24d

I got no use for a console with no racing games. I'll be over here playing my hippodrome.

Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 24d
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 23d

All of those are just a variant on gladiator fighting.

olafurp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d

This post was written by average red team enjoyer. Reds haven't won anything since antiquity because they're so inferior to Blue/Green. Even smooth brain green team supporters know this.

jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 24d

Must be a supporter of the Blues

jay@pie.zerojay.com · 3 pts · 24d

Another game for the Colosseum: Overwatch.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d

Hippodrome also looks like a fairly decent Jousting Pitch

nullspace@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d (2 replies)

The last time I went to the colosseum they dragged a rapist out of retirement for a big bout and he only lasted 69 seconds after talking so much shit.

madvincent@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 24d (1 reply)

I paid 15,000 asses for a ticket to that fight

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d

uh, what's with the fake asses?

bob_lemon@feddit.org · 1 pts · 24d

One of them had hooligans with real influence on politics in the Byzantine empire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demes_in_the_Byzantine_Empire

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 24d

Plus chariot racing wasn't even hippodrome exclusive