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This is a fake tweet made for the memes, this is not real

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14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 45 pts · 44d (7 replies)

This is a fake tweet made for the memes, this is not real

of course it is, it doesn't make sense. they should celebrate his death by big orgy, not going offline...

homes@piefed.world · 17 pts · 44d (6 replies)

meet you by the lube waterfall

pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 44d (3 replies)

Is the viscosity of water based lube too thick to use in a chocolate fountain? I think that would be a fun feature at a circle jerk/orgy.

homes@piefed.world · 1 pts · 44d (2 replies)

It’s much thinner than chocolate, or at least it should be

pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 44d (1 reply)

Is a chocolate fountain really just melted chocolate or like chocolate syrup. I honestly don’t know, I’ve never actually used one.

ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 44d

It's melted chocolate but if you use cheap chocolate that's low in cocoa butter, you have to add oil, otherwise it gums up the fountain.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 44d

Dear liberals,

You say waterfall but it's made of lube, curious.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 44d

Diddy did it first

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 44d

It's still how I found out Lindsey Graham died, so you got that going for you at least...

X@piefed.world · 18 pts · 44d

lol 420 comments, 69 (nice!) thousand likes, it’s the little details

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 44d (1 reply)

The real lesson here is that somewhere out there on a server in the cloud, it's virtually 100% guaranteed that there's at least one digital photograph of Lindsey Graham's genitals. God help us all.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 43d

only his paid escorts know.