I could feel his pain and immediately gave him $5

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CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 37d

This is why we need “errand beer” bars. Fuck the Starbucks.

Types of places where you can pop in for a pint and a snack while “errands” happen.

Ima go run an errand…

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 8 pts · 37d (4 replies)

fellas, it's okay to gently tell your lady that while the shopping trip has been fun you are getting hungry/tired and would like to leave soon

Muffi@programming.dev · 8 pts · 37d (2 replies)

Healthy communication and boundaries? You are talking nonsense

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d (1 reply)

Yes, that's for sissies. It's better to just find another bored married man in the target and have a fun playdate. If things go really well you could even swap places or run off together.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 36d

Or, or... hear me out:

Every big box shopping center?

Just put an axe throwing / darts / cornhole 'store' on one side, and a VR arcade on the other side.

The whole 'male daycare/playpen zone' thing? For dudes who just don't wanna be shopping any more?

Give them an actual male daycare zone, that is actually enjoyable.

Ancillary bonus: wtf, does that kinda seem like a 'third place' where social interactions with randos can happen?

Yeah its still capitalistic, but presuming we're talking about America/Americans... baby steps, baby steps.

dismay3915@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 37d

Lmao like that has ever worked

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 37d

Woops, entire store is a mimic.

....sorry for your loss.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 36d

I reckon a nice cold beer would've been a better charitable donation.