c/microblogmemes · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 48dBeen practicing 459 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
hairyfeet@lemmy.ml · 85 pts · 48d
clucose@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 48d
Grindr Top 10
innermeerkat@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 48d
Perfect
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 48d
That looks painful, even at low rpm.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 48d
I think it's implying that OP learned to lick by cleaning mixers as a kid.
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 48d
Thanks for clarifying. Was worried that left whisk went in way too deep.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 48d
I was thinking around the chocolate line, but the order didn't make sense
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 47d
That would be pretty upsetting!
davidagain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 48d
Thanks, I could not figure this out.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 47d
No worries, friend.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 48d
Skill issue
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 48d
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 48d
Cunnilingus
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 48d
What a fucking horrible day to be literate.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 47d
Have you seen my Lindsay graham ladybug post?
SillyDude@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 48d
Also eating jello cups with no spoon
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 48d
Bro put a hand mixer in his ass and turned it on
Damage@feddit.it · 2 pts · 48d
So the stuff is brown....
Amro@piefed.social · 2 pts · 47d
And the sky is grey
Just one setting higher,
and I'll be whisked away 🎶
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · -33 pts · 48d
Serinus@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 48d
... dude.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 48d
I am very down low, i wont even deny it. It's pathetic, i know it, but i don't have many ways of reaching out.
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 48d
Schwing and a miss...
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · -1 pts · 48d
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 48d
I'm not a woman or an australian from venice but I'm interested.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 11 pts · 48d
You managed to ragebait Italians, Australians and Austria, this is crazy
8.6/10 rage bait
needanke@feddit.org MOD · 6 pts · 48d
Leaving this up, because I guess it aint too bad, you already got downvoted a lot and we don't really have an explicit rule about this. But in the future please do not use this community as an unsolicited dating board :).
aeronmelon@lemmy.world MOD · 12 pts · 48d
shrug
It’s off-topic and unsolicited sexual advances. There doesn’t have to be an explicit rule for something to be identified as unwelcome.
And people are just going to keep making reports…