It simply cannot be.

He's either alive or someone is propping up his corpse. I've seen zombies looking more lively.

If you're truly alive, just fucking retire already you horrid ghoul. This is not your world anymore.

lol. it's going to be a short comeback. look at that cadaver

So they're restarting the trend of propping dead people in front of cameras for photos before burying them?

Upsettingly, this is the highest resolution I can find. I really want to read the letters on his shirt and newspaper to see whether there are any telltale marks of cheap AI

be 84 years old

Get CPR chest compressions 3 weeks ago

84 years old ribs are now named variations of snap, crackle, and pop

Post picture taken a month after my wife left for China (she hasn't come back yet) while I'm still in hospital with her next to me.

I'm somehow sitting upright and not scowling in agony due to my thorax being thousands of bone shards

These fucking idiots will believe anything

Is what I would have thought if I were still alive

Not for long.

Maybe a month or two.

If you believe that this is a real photo I got some beach front property in Nevada to sell you.