‘America’s parasites, worms and bacteria are finally enjoying freedom from government interference,’ insists RFK Jr

https://newsthump.com/2026/07/13/americas-parasites-worms-and-bacteria-are-finally-enjoying-freedom-from-government-interference-insists-rfk-jr/

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8 Comments

troybot@piefed.social · 14 pts · 67d (2 replies)

My tapeworm tells me what to do!

fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 67d

Praise shai hulud!

turdburglar@piefed.social · 13 pts · 67d (3 replies)

he looks like a moldy raisin.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 67d

He's always a different, strange color. And it's never "human color"

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 67d (1 reply)

I was going to say that. Then I saw I ate the onion once more.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 67d

He looks like a moldy raisin in every other photo too. Like this one on Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_F._Kennedy_Jr.?wprov=sfti1#2024_presidential_campaign

AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 66d

Honestly, completely plausible the 🧠 🪱 has been instructing him to help ensure it's survival this whole time, and now we're headed towards a global 🧠🪱 Pluribus style take over.

Except we don't even get the benefits of new overlords who exploit our empathy to convince us this is for our own good.

Just like "Well the system was already broken anyway. If you don't want to drink raw milk and pretend it's warding off evil spirits, you can just go spend some mandatory time thinking about your attitude in a privately run, state funded wellness camp until you're feeling rehabilitated."