I don't usually eat bagels for breakfast. Last week I ate one, which made us one short on Friday. My wife was annoyed I didn't announce it. So I announced it like this today.

I've got something to sayyyyyyy, I ate a bagel today. And it doesn't matter much to me, as long as it's got spread

:P

Lol. Been there. But also I have woken up in the morning many times and asked "where's the ____" , and my wife had eaten the entire thing of ____ around 2am.