To be delivered mail order by a swallow.

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20 Comments

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 40d (5 replies)

I fart in your general direction!

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 40d (3 replies)

I'll sue!

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 40d (2 replies)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 40d (1 reply)

Slander! My solicitor will be in touch!

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 40d

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!

fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d

Wait, do that again. I left the lens cap on.

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 40d (2 replies)

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 40d

Get the Holy hand grenade of Antioch!

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d

Council for the defense

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 40d (1 reply)

African or European?

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 40d

He's definitely European

Akido37@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 40d (1 reply)

He taunted me, then he taunted me a second time

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
  • taunting victim
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 40d (1 reply)

Fechez la vache!

wieson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 40d

Quoi?

TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 40d (1 reply)

Was your mother a hamster? Morgan and Morgan can help...

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 40d

You may be entitled to compensation from a class action suit on elderberry discrimination.

dan1101@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 40d (1 reply)

What kind of swallow, European or African?

ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 40d

Huh? I don't know thAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa

reev@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 40d

If you've been taunted by this man and need cash now