This is my religion

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17 Comments

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 46d

SincerityIsCool@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 46d (1 reply)

All praise to the Grand Raccoon

ickplant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 46d

Praise be!

TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d (1 reply)

All I can see!

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d

Same energy

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 46d

Where do I sign up?

Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d

Count me in

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d

so pass out the pocket rockets and save the galaxy

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 46d (7 replies)

Just don't Google "bad things about raccoons"

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 46d (6 replies)

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 46d (5 replies)

Took me very literally I see. A better search engine shows a hint of what I mean...

Also, apparently their poop is insanely toxic, which can be a problem if raccoons decide to invade your garbage regularly...

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 46d (4 replies)

your search shows one result with no answers, only questions

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 46d (3 replies)

If you look there are several indications that raccoons are dangerous/vicious in the screenshot, including the summary at the top.

They really are violent. Long ago I was at a nature preserve with my then-girlfriend and she was enamored with these racoons. The ranger who was there then proceeded to tell us the reason one has a messed up ear is that they fight all the time and injure each other severely, occasionally killing one another. Also I had an experience myself once with a raccoon practically charge me which was insane... Yeah they're not to be underestimated.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 46d (2 replies)

AI summaries don't count lmfao

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Apparently personal stories don't either

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 45d

who said that?

aeiou@piefed.social · 1 pts · 46d

kon sewi kijetesantakalu li wawa