The magical powers of salami

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18 Comments

Siethron@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 27d (5 replies)

But How did THIS picture get taken?

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 27d (1 reply)

A second camera, not covered in slommy.

AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 27d

You can't prove that.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 27d (1 reply)
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 27d

Obligatory screw Reddit but that really was a glorious thread.

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 27d
rem26_art@fedia.io · 26 pts · 27d (1 reply)

it acts as a privacy cover for your selfie cam, and is a nice emergency snack. Is there anything salami can't do?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 27d

Long division

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 27d (1 reply)

It looks like that blanket wants it too

nforminvasion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d

That poor blanket hasn't eaten in days. Pure neglect. You normies might not be able to tell, but I know what bedding abuse looks like.

420, I'm calling the Weed.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 27d (1 reply)

My cats would slap my phone out of my hand

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 27d

Yeah there's no way my cat would just sit there waiting. They'd just take it themselves. Would still prolly make for a fire photo though

homes@piefed.world · 6 pts · 27d (2 replies)

Better give him that slommy afterward, or they’ll get you!

DrPop@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d

But just a little, as a treat.

banazir@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 27d

Better not, the salt is not good for their kidneys. Kidney failure is a pretty common cause of death in cats, sadly.

Unsealed9041@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 26d

Cats can have a little bit of salami, as a treat.

dbtng@eviltoast.org · 4 pts · 26d (1 reply)

This would not work for me.
My cats are fukin weird. Mostly, they won't touch anything but cat food.
Unless its like crackers on the kitchen counter at night, and I think they do that just to make a mess. They don't really eat crackers either.

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d

I had a cat who loved to mess some bread up. She wouldn't eat it, just loved the carnage.