Cancel that. Border force (pastry division) here. I declare the eclairs contraband and they should be delivered to my location for immediate inspection. Goods may not be returned.
He's losing his head at the people in class who are older and tech illiterate honestly. Little patience for those who are a bit slower at following instructions. I get it, because it is simple stuff, but it's making the other students feel like their questions are stupid so they're afraid to ask him for help, so they're asking me (which is burning me the fuck out tbh looool).
Like, one older gentleman is just not getting it at all, and the teacher muttered "Jesus Christ" under his breath. Except it's a small room and we all heard him.
It's fucking hilarious. Like he's teaching unemployed people who are struggling, but it's very inaccessible to people who don't use computers.
He has given these classes before and knows the kinds of students he gets and their needs. He should be refering them to basic computer classes at the local library on the first day.
and 🤬at the teacher, I know for most these older people it's not innate inability it's extreme inexperience and nervousness. They think it's going to be really hard, they think they will make mistakes and "break" things. People like the teacher do not help.
I have made things disappear many times. Recently it was speakers. I thought I was pretty clever pairing my phone to them until the man couldn't locate them on his phone. Turns out I'd wiped them from his phone to mine and relabelled them. 🤷♀️
I always get asked how I do stuff and I always reply with I don't know. I seriously need supervision.
I had to do one online during covid. I only have a PC, no web cam. The teacher said that was okay. Everyone took that as a pass to turn their webcams off. It really unnerved the teacher.
My neighbours kid, who has started driving, has taken to sitting in his car and beeping the horn for his mother to move her car (blocking him in) so he can leave. The kids kinda reserved so if I go out there and pop my top at him for using a car horn as an attention seeking deceive next to my fucking house, I think it'll go poorly for future neighbour relations. However if he keeps beeping his horn neighbour relations are going poorly anyway.
Someone needs to tell him. Doesn’t need to be a confrontation, just explain that’s it’s a disturbance to neighbours. Could chat to the Mum, but if he’s driving I assume he’s old enough to hear the feedback directly.
Good morning and goodnight, YarraByte! Can someone please get me a salmon & cream cheese bagel, easy on the capers but hell yeah to red onion in the morning? I'll pay you back!!
Lunch at a very generous panini place with the parents just to come back to the office for sudden donuts as thanks for getting through a busy week because of a new account secured.
I filled out the spreadsheet for that account so all the donuts should be going to me
I forgot dark chocolate has a substantial amount of caffeine and ate a whole block last night. I only have myself to blame for a shit sleep last night 🫠
76 Comments
bacon@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 19d
Met up with group of trauma bonded friends I haven’t seen in 9 years. Feels amazing.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 19d
My new night club. I call it Disco Boudoir. Everything syncs to the music. I will be purchasing dual microphones to go with.
Pilk@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
Unreal!
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
Can I come dancing??
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 18d
Yes you can.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
Do you come here often?
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
Actually we're regulars. You can dance with us. Go girl! 😘
StudChud@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 19d
Alright, my one week of job provider retail course is complete. Least I get some sweet sweet workforce points for it.
Also spent the last of my energy spoons writing a lovely complaint email to the provider regarding the teachers attitude to the older students.
Now I rest.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 19d
I have secured strawberry and cream eclairs from Brunetti 🧑🩰😊
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Secured?
Were they trying to leave the country or just out of control in general?
Well done comrade. Now return to base. Over.
SituationCake@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Cancel that. Border force (pastry division) here. I declare the eclairs contraband and they should be delivered to my location for immediate inspection. Goods may not be returned.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
Oops
Roger that over and out.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
username checks out
Eagle@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
Strawberry and cream? Tell me more....
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Eagle@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Oh my god. That looks like heaven on a stick.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
That looks amazing, hope it tastes great!!
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 19d
I'm the only one in the team in the office, and it looks like it will be a quiet day overall
Pilk@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
I haven't had a job in quite a while, does this mean you can pretty much walk around in your jocks?
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
You can act like you are. The office just becomes a massive loungeroom and kitchen at this point
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
Time for a one person flash mob.
StudChud@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 19d
Lol our teacher is losing his fucking mind.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
Ooh what's going on??
StudChud@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 19d
He's losing his head at the people in class who are older and tech illiterate honestly. Little patience for those who are a bit slower at following instructions. I get it, because it is simple stuff, but it's making the other students feel like their questions are stupid so they're afraid to ask him for help, so they're asking me (which is burning me the fuck out tbh looool).
Like, one older gentleman is just not getting it at all, and the teacher muttered "Jesus Christ" under his breath. Except it's a small room and we all heard him.
It's fucking hilarious. Like he's teaching unemployed people who are struggling, but it's very inaccessible to people who don't use computers.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
The teacher is at fault.
He has given these classes before and knows the kinds of students he gets and their needs. He should be refering them to basic computer classes at the local library on the first day.
and 🤬at the teacher, I know for most these older people it's not innate inability it's extreme inexperience and nervousness. They think it's going to be really hard, they think they will make mistakes and "break" things. People like the teacher do not help.
I am reminded of Pauline at the Job Centre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or6CwOyx30I
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
I have made things disappear many times. Recently it was speakers. I thought I was pretty clever pairing my phone to them until the man couldn't locate them on his phone. Turns out I'd wiped them from his phone to mine and relabelled them. 🤷♀️
I always get asked how I do stuff and I always reply with I don't know. I seriously need supervision.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
You did nothing wrong in pairing the speakers. This is how it works. The removing of previous pairings is part of the process.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
I could've asked and he would've helped me set it up properly. He wasn't mad, more amused. I'm a little gung ho on the OK buttons.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
That's a vibe I feel in my soul. What did I just say ok to? I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually...
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 19d
We need the goss!
Catfish@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Does he need an apple?
StudChud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
He needs a fucking joint tbh hahah
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
I had to do one online during covid. I only have a PC, no web cam. The teacher said that was okay. Everyone took that as a pass to turn their webcams off. It really unnerved the teacher.
lowtheseal@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
Yo did I miss a life update?
StudChud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
Nope. Just a job provider short course in basic retail customer service lol
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 19d
I've had a crook back for 3 days now. I've been forced to medicate with booze. Cheers 🍻
mertn22@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
Valium is a great muscle relaxant. Just one though if you are boozing.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 19d
I love valium. That's why I don't take it anymore. Lol.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
Today just fucking draaaaaged.
Cheers!!!
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
My neighbours kid, who has started driving, has taken to sitting in his car and beeping the horn for his mother to move her car (blocking him in) so he can leave. The kids kinda reserved so if I go out there and pop my top at him for using a car horn as an attention seeking deceive next to my fucking house, I think it'll go poorly for future neighbour relations. However if he keeps beeping his horn neighbour relations are going poorly anyway.
SituationCake@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Someone needs to tell him. Doesn’t need to be a confrontation, just explain that’s it’s a disturbance to neighbours. Could chat to the Mum, but if he’s driving I assume he’s old enough to hear the feedback directly.
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
Yeah, better for that to come from a calm neighbour than when he is out in a road rage incident
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
I am on actual real life grown up holiday. Kicking off tomorrow with the Odyssey in 70mm. Pretty sweet
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
Awwwsum 😊
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
Sweeeeet. Onya Sonya!
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
Tonight's swim hurt (which is the point).
Reverse wave.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
I have a choon for you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fT_SdoKv3g
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
so beautiful, different every day
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
Fri-fucking-day!!!!!
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
On the one hand I'm so close to my holiday leave and on the other there appears to be about 754 hours to go today
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 20d
Good morning and goodnight, YarraByte! Can someone please get me a salmon & cream cheese bagel, easy on the capers but hell yeah to red onion in the morning? I'll pay you back!!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
🐟🍦🧀❤️🧅🥯
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 19d
Delicious, thank you!!
Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 19d
locked in, renovators paradise tomorrow w00t w00t
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
yay. so much organising of stuff has been done, and mind is getting more focused even if I do have a touch of insomnia 😊
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
The first GTA VI preorder email I've received is from Officeworks of all places
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Lunch at a very generous panini place with the parents just to come back to the office for sudden donuts as thanks for getting through a busy week because of a new account secured.
I filled out the spreadsheet for that account so all the donuts should be going to me
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Lovely and sunny out there, a walk to the close beach would be nice. 😊🌞
Catfish@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Hello Friday. Again, or something.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
cracker of a day, time to wash bedding
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
I forgot dark chocolate has a substantial amount of caffeine and ate a whole block last night. I only have myself to blame for a shit sleep last night 🫠
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
photo dump time 😊
spider on my desk lamp
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 20d
Goodnight everyone, stay warm and sweet dreams 😘
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
Beep Beep 🚚
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Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 19d
Tepache and croissants with pineapple jam please chef.
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
🍍🥤🥐🍍🔨
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
Thanks chef!
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 19d
A swineapple please
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
🐖🍎
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
Can I please have three quarters of the swine apple catfish ordered?
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
No. Here is a separate one 🐖🍎
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
Ok 🥺
Catfish@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
Feeling piggy?
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 19d
🐽
Catfish@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 19d
🍍this is not a butt plug