Because she can

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23 Comments

DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 39 pts · 59d (1 reply)

I had a cat that took a bit out of every bun in a 12 pack, through the bag.

Fucker didn't even eat the bites, he just took out the chunk and spat it out on the floor.

Then again, this is the cat that would pull cat grass out of the other cat's mouths to try and find the treat they were clearly eating, and get upset he suddenly had a mouthful of grass.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 58d

Clearly your cat was just trying to find the treats you hid in the bread /s

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 59d (3 replies)

She, unless it’s a male with Kleinfelter’s syndrome (XXY)

ickplant@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 59d

TIL! I shall change the title.

yo_scottie_oh@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 59d (1 reply)

Wait, how does one tell this is a female cat? (unless kleinfelter's etc)

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 59d

All calicos (white, orange, and black/brown) have two X chromosomes, since the genes for the calico pattern aren’t just on one X and aren’t carried on Y. So for a male calico to exist they must be XXY.

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 59d

Wow, so ungrateful. Just testing to see if they’re poisoned, you’re welcome

Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 27 pts · 59d (1 reply)
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 59d

Yes she can.

istdaslol@feddit.org · 18 pts · 59d

Can’t know if there isn’t one you like if you didn’t tasted all of them

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 59d

they seem excited to share the tale of how they did it 😄

Curious_Canid@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 58d (2 replies)

We have just been given a masterclass in the art of catting. I am awestruck.

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Awwstruck? Pawstruck.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 58d

😣🫸Awestruck 🙂‍↔️👉Pawstruck

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Checking them for poison. You're welcome

EDIT: Just noticed someone else made the same comment. I am not deleting mine. We are both right and this only gives further strength to our statement.

regdog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 58d

Why would you delete your comment if someone else said the same thing?

Lexam@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 59d

"Not one of these tasted of Tuna hooman!"

kikutwo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 59d

Power move

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d (1 reply)

My cat once hunted a 1,2 Kg perfectly cooked beef and ate a bit off it, drawing a line along 3/4 of its surface and leaving it in the floor

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 58d

And you probably didn't even think to thank the cat for getting dinner ready.

Edit, that's a lot of meat lol

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 59d

Loveable bastards they are.

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 59d

A real hero.

dismay3915@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d

True story

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 58d

What a monster.